KUNG FAUX - EPISODE SYNOPSIS

EPISODE #1
Kung Faux: "Ill Master".... A chronic case.
A CHRONICALLY CHALLENGED OLD HOMIE SCHOOLS A YOUNG GUN ON THE WAYS OF A DUNNY THAT HAS MASTERED THE ART OF NOT HAVING TO PAY PROTECTION MONEY.

EPISODE #2
Kung Faux: "Boxcutta"....Sharp as a blade.
A TIGHT CAT WHO EXTERMINATES SUCKAS AND REPS FOR THE REAL WITH A STYLE AS SHARP AS A BLADE UNTIL HE GETS STRAIGHT GULLY WITH A TEFLON DON-DADDA.

EPISODE #3
Kung Faux: "Pinky"......Kick ass Kung Fu chick.
HERBS BETTA RECOGNIZE A KICK ASS KUNG FU CHICK NAMED PINKY JENKINS WHO WON'T LET ANYONE STAND IN THE WAY OF A MISSION TO FIND HER M.I.A. MASTER.

EPISODE #4
Kung Faux: "Mini Lee"......Clone Kung Fu.
A BI-CURIOUS BRUCE LEE CLONE ENTERS THE DRAGON WITH HIS OWN PERSONAL PSYCHIC HOTLINE WHICH EVENTUALLY CONNECTS HIM TO A WHACKED OUT LINKS LOVIN' WANKSTA.

EPISODE #5
Kung Faux: "PimpStick"....Old master pimps.
SOME HATERS MAKE A MOVE ON AN ORIGINAL MACK'S STACK WHEN HE BREAKS NORTH FOR THE ANNUAL PLAYER'S BALL, BUT HIS GAME IS TIGHT AND THE STREETS IS WATCHIN'.

EPISODE #6
Kung Faux: "Honey Pie".... "A Sweet Backwoods Boo!"
A GOOD OLD BOY GOES ON A HUNTING TRIP AND BAGS A LITTLE MORE THAN HE BARGAINED FOR WITH A SWEET BACKWOODS BOO & HER ILL-BILLY CLAN.

EPISODE #7
Kung faux: "Dirty Dee"...."Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap."
AN OLD SCHOOL BATTLE CAT WRECKS SHOP ON THE BLOCK, FORCING THE TOWN'S #1 BREAK BOY TO GET DOWN ON SOME DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP.

EPISODE #8
Kung Faux: "Funky Bottoms"..."Hip Hop is a dog eat dog competition."
THE HIP HOP MUSIC BIZ IS A DOG EAT DOG COMPETITION WHERE PUNKS JUMP UP TO GET BEAT DOWN, SO DON'T HATE THE PLAYER HATE THE GAME.

EPISODE #9
Kung Faux: "QUEENIE"..."A Japanese styled Elvis shakes the family tree."
FROM AROUND THE WAY GIRL TO KILLER QUEEN BEE, A LOCAL HOODRAT HAS TO GROW UP FAST WHEN A JAPANESE ELVIS SHAKES THE FAMILY TREE WITH SOME JAILHOUSE ROCK.

EPISODE #10
Kung Faux:"BREAK BOY!"..."Boogalaoo lives on in this bizarro world tribute."
"BREAKIN' 2 : ELECTRIC BOOGALOO" LIVES ON IN THIS BIZARRO STYLE TRIBUTE, WHEN A HIP HOP HATING HEAVY TRIES TO SQUASH THE LOCAL COMMUNITY CENTER RUN BY AN INSPIRING BREAK MASTER AND HIS #1 POP LOCKIN' STUDENT